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Ideal Pacific Coast University Walkthru
Author: NewKid
Date: 2005
TADS


What does AIF stand for? Adult Interactive Fiction. If you likely to be offended by games with sexual content, you are advised not to read further.


Walkthrough provided on Discord

Walkthrough updated on July 27, 2021

IPCU Walkthrough by XavierHawkUk


Walkthrough provided on Discord


- Notes
Any sexual activity in the tavern is turn limited so to see it all you may have to pay out again

and now onto the walkthrough....


Get box
-Goto gertrudes (enter, leave, reenter)
Search desk
read matchbook
look under bed
read paper (gertrudes strip name is 'Cheyenne')
-Goto quad
read ads
read bills
read news
-Goto unused office
search boxes
get beads
-Goto amandas office
x desk
read papers
-Goto chem lab
open cabinet
all
search containers
get bottle
drink bottle
-Goto TV broadcast central
search desk
Search desk
get tape and key
-Goto campus bookstore
Greet clerk
Ask linda about grove
-Goto dean's front yard
knock on door
ask wife about ad
clean table
clean chair
remove shirt
mow lawn

****************************************************
- Deans wife
x wife
x tits
get sunscreen
rub sunscreen on back
rub sunscreen on legs
rub sunscreen on tits (+5)
Kiss mona
rub tits
rub legs
rub pussy
lick tits
Remove shorts
mona, turn over
rub ass
Lick ass
Rub pussy
Lick pussy (+5)
Strip
Stand
Mona, rub cock (+7)
Sit
Mona, rub cock (+7)
Stand
Mona, suck cock (standing)
Mona, lie
Fuck tits (+5)
Mona, sit
stand
Fuck mona (+10)
Sit
Fuck mona (+10)
****************************************************
### Score = 49 ###

mow lawn * 2
north
clean water
clean fountain
south east
prune roses * 3
west
Ask mona about abo
-Goto prof bird's office

****************************************************
- Amanda
read grove
read meld
kiss amanda
amanda, kiss me
Read hills
Amanda, read hills
Rub tits
Lick tits
Fuck tits
Read geyser (+5)
Stand
Strip
Amanda, rub cock
Amanda, suck cock
Read train (+10)
Amanda, read train (+10)
Fuck amanda (+10)
Fuck mouth (+10)
Fuck tits (+7)
Amanda, read blossom (+5)
Rub pussy
Lick pussy (+7)

****************************************************
### Score = 108 ###

ask amanda about womabt
-goto reading room
give book to wombat (+10)
-goto tennis stadium
wait * 3 (til game ends)
-goto tennis locker facility
x door
x padlock
open door
-goto dusty alcove
search junk
stand on chair
wait * 3
- goto mens locker room
strip
south

****************************************************
- Traci
Shower * 2
Traci, remove towel
Kiss traci (+1)
Traci, kiss me
Rub tits
Lick tits
Fuck tits (+3)
Traci, suck cock (+3)
Traci, suck cock (+5)
Traci, stand
Rub ass
Lick ass
Rub legs
Lick legs (+8)
Rub pussy
Fuck traci (+10)
Fuck traci (+10)
Fuck traci
Traci, fuck me (+10)
traci, kiss me (+1)
****************************************************
### Score = 169 ###

North
get all
wear shorts
wear shirt
- Goto quad
wait * 11
- Goto tennis stadium
Wait
-Goto dusty janitors closet
x panels
all
open loose panel
turn switch off
x racquet
x cap
take racquet
take yellow shirt
turn switch on
- Goto tennis stadium (+10)
- Goto second floor physlab
unlock door
east
wait (to see what the prof gets up to)
put tape in vhs
-goto denises room
give tape to denise (+3)
-Goto quad
read news
-Goto denises room

****************************************************
- Denise
Kiss denise * 2
Rub tits * 2
Rub ass
Rub legs
Remove sweater / denise remove sweater
Rub tits
Lick tits
Strip
Remove jeans
Rub ass
Lick ass
Rub legs
Lick legs
Lick toes
Rub pussy
Lick pussy (+10)
Stand
Densise, rub cock
Denise, suck cock
Denise, suck cock
Denise, suck cock (+9)
Fuck denise (+8)
Denise fuck me (+8)
****************************************************
### score = 217 ###

-Goto broadcast room
search trash
get tape
- Goto stage rail in tavern
wait (take a look at all the dancers)
give money to <dancer name>
- Goto SW corner of tavern
give money to guido
ask guido about cheyenne
wander around until gertrude finds you (+2)
ask gertrude about father (+2)
-Goto rail
Watch gertrude dance
-Goto sw corner
wait for gertrude to appear
give hdtv to gertrude
give twenty to cheyenne (+5)

****************************************************
- Gertrude 1 (limited turns)
Rub tits
Rub ass
Rub legs
Rub pussy
Lick tits
Fuck tits
Gertrude, rub cock
Gertrude, lick cock (ends session, + goto dorm)
****************************************************
### score = 226 ###

-Goto control room
Put hdtv tape in hdtv recorder (+5)
- Goto tavern

****************************************************
- Strippers

- Mercedes (SE corner)
Give twenty to mercedes (+5)
1st
Rub tits
Rub ass
Rub legs
2nd
Rub ass
Rub legs
Lick tits
Mercedes, rub cock
3rd
Fuck tits (+8)

- Chyna (SE corner)
Give twenty to chyna (+5)
1st
Rub ass
2nd
rub tits
lick tits
rub ass
3rd
Fuck tits
Chyna, rub cock (+8)


- Destiny (SE Corner)
Give twenty to destiny (+5)
1st
Rub tits
Rub ass
2nd
Rub legs
Lick tits
3rd
Rub pussy (+3)
Fuck mouth
Destiny, rub cock (+5)

- Justine (anywhere)
Give twenty to justine
Yes * 2 (+5)
****************************************************
### score = 275 ###

-Goto sw corner of tavern
wait for gertrude
ask gertrude about party

****************************************************
- Gertrude 2 (limited turns)
Give twenty to gertrude
Kiss gertrude
Gertrude, kiss me
Rub tits
Lick tits
Rub legs
Lick pussy
Fuck tits
Gertrude, rub cock
Gertrude, lick cock
Fuck gertrude
****************************************************

wait for gertrude to return
ask gertrude about meat

-Goto restroom
remove shirt
wear yellow shirt
-Goto saw room

****************************************************
-Tonya and Tina
Strip

Dance for tina
Rub tina's tits
Rub tina's ass
Remove tina's top
Rub tina's tits
Lick tina's tits
Tina, rub cock
Tina, suck cock
Rub tina's legs
Remove tina's skirt
Rub tina's ass
Rub tina's pussy
Lick tina's pussy (+5)
Fuck tina's tits (+5)
Fuck tina (+10)
Fuck tina (+10)
Tina, fuck me (+10)

Dance for tonya
Rub tonya's tits
Rub tonya's ass
Remove tonya's top
Rub tonya's tits
Lick tonya's tits
tonya, rub cock
tonya, suck cock
Remove tonya's skirt
Rub tonya's ass
Rub tonya's pussy
Lick tonya's pussy (+5)
Fuck tonya's tits
Fuck tonya (+10)
Fuck tonya (+10)
tonya, fuck me (+10)

Tonya, rub tina's tits
Tina, rub tonya's tits
Tonya, lick tina's pussy (+5)
Tina, lick tonya's pussy (+5)
Any other sex act (+5)
****************************************************
### Score = 370 ###

get saw
get all
turn off box
-Goto Mu Pi
Ask to see bettina
ask betsy about saw
give saw to bettina
-Goto greek green (+15)
-Goto quad
read news
-Goto Mu Pi
Ask to see bettina
-Got your dorm

****************************************************
- Bettina
Kiss bettina
Rub tits
Rub legs
Rub pussy
Lick tits
Lick legs
Lick pussy
Bettina, stand
Rub ass * 2
Lick ass
Remove dress / Bettina remove dress
Rub tits
Lick tits
Remove bra / Bettina remove bra
Rub tits
Lick tits
Strip
bettina, rub cock
Bettina, suck cock (+2)
Bettina, stand
Rub ass
Fuck bettina (+4)
Bettina, lie
Fuck bettina (+4)
Bettina, turn over
Fuck bettina (+4)
Bettina, sit
Fuck bettina (+4)
****************************************************
### score = 403 ###

-Goto fixers room
Ask fixer about party
Ask fixer about bottle
Ask fixer about beads
Ask fixer about ronnie
Ask fixer about sunbath
-Goto ballroom
drop bottle
drop beads
-Goto sw corner of tavern
Ask cheyenne about party
-Goto ballroom
get bottle and beads
wait for strippers to arrive
Give bottle to guys
Give beads to girls
wait til encounter with justine (+5)
wait for party to end (+10)
-goto diesels room
tell diesel about strippers
-Goto sw corner of tavern, wait for gertrude
tell gertrude about party

****************************************************
- Gertrude 3 (limited turns)
Give twenty to Gertrude
Kiss gertrude
Gertrude, kiss me
Rub tits
Lick tits
Rub legs
Lick legs
Rub pussy
Lick pussy (+5)
Fuck tits (+5)
Gertrude, rub cock
Gertrude, lick cock (+5)
Fuck gertrude (+5)
Fuck gertrude (+5)
****************************************************
### Score 443 ###


- Goto deans house
Ask mona about abo
Ask mona about veronique
Ask mona about betsy
Ask muffy about ronnie
Ask muffy about betsy
Ask linda about saw
Ask denise about betsy
greet sister
Ask sister about ronnie
Ask sister about election
Ask sister about betsy
Ask sister about muffy
Ask sister about abo
Ask sister about party
- Goto quad
Read news (all of them)
-Goto to tripi
ask for ronnie
look
tell ronnie about betsy
-Goto dorm room

****************************************************
- Veronique
kiss veronique
Wait till both stripped
Rub tits
Rub ass
Rub legs
Rub pussy
Lick tits
Lick ass
Lick pussy (+5)
Veronique, rub cock (+3)
Veronique, suck cock (+5)
Fuck tits (+5)
Fuck veronique (+10)
****************************************************
### Score = 471 ###

-goto deans house
drop any twenties you have
knock on door
ask mona about abo (+50)


final score 521


 

Walkthrough updated on July 27, 2021

This is based on the walkthrough hosted on Delron: http://delron.org.uk/walkthru/ipcu.html
I used that primarily to get through the lovemaking scenes with a perfect score. But there were a few corrections to be made, not to mention how much the Tavern part irritated me.

I did some rearranging to make the story flow better.
For one thing, I don't stand around in the Quad and wait 11 turns for the Tennis match to begin. I stay up to date on the news by reading each article on my last Quad visit before another newsworthy thing happens. It wouldn't be realistic for the news to be updated so quickly if I read the news on the first Quad visit.

Bear in mind, this isn't designed to be a speedrun. You should finish in between 800-900 turns. What I was going for was general efficiency coupled with story realism. I do occasionally stop to look at things which provide important clues, so the puzzles don't seem too obtuse.
What I didn't want was for you to have to spend hundreds of turns waiting around in the Tavern for somebody.

There are a few times when I explain the story mechanics though, in case you're having the same frustrations I had. In your first trip to the Tavern, I stop and explain all the mechanics there. Similarly, I do explain the mechanics of the sunbather at the appropriate time.

You'll see I provide ample comments so you aren't confused as to what's happening. It's also broken up into sections with headings. Many text readers let you use Ctrl+Up/Down for quick navigation. In lieu of a graphical map, I provide full navigation commands instead of merely "Goto Bathroom". Just so this walkthrough isn't stretched too thin, I combine navigation commands when we're revisiting places. My own TADS interpreter would only let me go so far though, so there's never more than 3 or 4 combined commands.

I also interjected "save" commands at suggested points, typically before and after lovemaking. Every time you earn points, I indicate how many points you earn, as well as what your total score should be.That way, if you're missing some points, you can restore your last save and try again. The lovemaking scenes tend to be very fussy. Enter all the commands and in sequence, even if something seems to be a wrong action. It might not have been necessary, but I use brackets and indentation to highlight these scenes.

One more thing: I try to keep inventory to a minimum. This isn't a text- ... wait, never mind. Inventory management isn't an issue in this story, but I kept the main character in mind. Carrying the boom box around throughout the whole story is silly, especially because it's only needed in one place. The same goes for the two items essential to the frat party, and other incidental objects like the HDTV tape.

Finally, I'll just add I enjoyed this story because I had enjoyed the prequel, Ideal New England Prep School.bAlthough this is an AIF title with a lot of lovemaking, there's a loftier goal than just "score with the Art teacher."bThat's all for now. I hope this walkthrough enhances your enjoyment of the story.


; Beginning
out ; Don't bother carrying around the boom box the whole game. We'll be back later, before we need it.
n
ask gertrude about father ; She wants to live up to her father's example.
out ; I prefer using "in" and "out" whenever possible. It might be more keystrokes, but it helps you stay oriented.
w
n
x kiosk
read news ; "Betty & Veronica" are the contenders for Student Body President.
read bills ; There's an upcoming pep rally.
read ads ; Yardwork is the only ad of interest. It's for the house on Crescent Drive.
w

; Traci, part 1
z
z
z
sw
s
x door
x padlock
open door
in ; There are only two places where "in" is recognized. This is one of them.
s
search junk
stand on chair ; Traci complains about her boyfriend trouble.
z ; Traci's existence in TriPi makes the sorority look better.
z
z ; Traci is considering Lee's fantasy.
n,n,w ; I consolidate navigation commands whenever we're revisiting rooms.
strip
s
save ; 00
shower
g ; Traci appears.
{
traci, remove towel
kiss traci ; +1 = 1
traci, kiss me
rub tits
lick tits
fuck tits ; +3 = 4
traci, suck cock ; +3 = 7
g ; +5 = 12
traci, stand
rub ass
lick ass
rub legs
lick legs ; +8 = 20
rub pussy
fuck traci ; +10 = 30
g ; +10 = 40
g
traci, fuck me ; +10 = 50
traci, kiss me ; +1 = 51
}
n ; Traci says she might move on to a bigger league if she wins the upcoming game.
take money
wear shorts
wear shirt
save ; 01

; Mona, part 1
n,n,ne
e,s,e,n ; I separated these navigation commands because my interpreter limits me to 4 at a time.
search desk
read matchbook ; Gertrude wouldn't be a preacher's daughter if she didn't have a double life.
look under bed
read paper ; "Cheyenne" is her stage name.
out,w,s
e
n
knock on door
ask wife about ad
x chaise
clean it
x table
clean it
mow lawn
remove shirt
mow lawn
save ; 02
{
x wife
x tits ; You can call her Mona now.
take sunscreen
rub it on back
rub it on legs
rub it on tits ; +5 = 56
kiss mona
rub tits
rub legs
rub pussy
lick tits
remove shorts
mona, turn over
rub ass
lick ass
rub pussy
lick pussy ; +5 = 61
strip
mona, rub cock ; +7 = 68
sit
mona, rub cock ; +7 = 75
stand
mona, suck cock
mona, lie
fuck tits ; +5 = 80
mona, sit
stand
fuck mona ; +10 = 90
sit
fuck mona ; +10 = 100
}
mow lawn
x fountain ; Although the backyard is divided into four areas, you do not need to go anywhere else.
clean it
clean water
prune roses
g ; As with mowing the lawn, pruning the roses is something you have to do three times.
g
save ; 03
ask mona about abo ; There are six obstacles to reinstatement: GPA, membership, feminists, Veronica, Traci, TriPis.
s ; You have six twenty-dollar bills in addition to your pocket money.

; Gertrude, part 1
s,w
w ; We can only access this place after having read the directions on Gertrude's matchbook.
in
sw
give money to guido
ask him about cheyenne ; She's here tonight, and Guido will send her your way.
e ; There are four dancers you must meet now. First is Justine.
z
tip justine ; Make sure you tip them all.
z
z
z
z ; Second is Chyna.
z
tip chyna
z
z
z
z ; Third is Mercedes.
z
tip mercedes
z
z
z
z ; Fourth is Destiny.
z
tip destiny
z
z ; You need to watch her whole show in addition to tipping her, or she'll never go to the southeast corner later.
nw ; Gertrude should run into you now. +2 = 102
ask gertrude about father ; In a panic, she makes an offer you can't refuse. +2 = 104
save ; 04

/* __________

Now is a good time to stop and explain the mechanics of the tavern. I hate this place! First, let's go over what you know so far. Remember, the goal of the game is to get ABO reinstated. You've talked to the Dean's wife and learned there are six obstacles to ABO reinstatement. You also verified that Cheyenne is really Gertrude. It's going to take some effort to warm her up to you. Just now, Gertrude offered you a trip to the VIP room every time you give her $20, to keep quiet about her. There are four other dancers here, not counting Cheyenne: Justine, Chyna, Mercedes, and Destiny.

You've watched the other four dancers on stage and tipped them. Next is to get lap dances from all of them. You need to get all the lap dances before the ABO membership-drive party kicks off, later in the game. Justine is the intended first dancer to be with, because she's the easiest for two reasons: First, for Justine you can be anywhere in the tavern, whereas with the others you have to be in the southeast corner. Second, just answer "yes" both times for Justine. With the others, you have to follow the sequence given. Destiny is the intended last one, because you'll suddenly be back in your dorm room after you're done with her. You'll discover the reason why when the time comes.

You got 6 $20 bills as compensation for your yardwork earlier. It takes 3 bills to complete each lap dance, so after 2 dancers, you'll have to go back to get more. If you have any bills left over, Mona won't answer the door, so you have to drop them first (and they evaporate). If you do this right, you should only have to visit Mona three more times, the last time being to end the game. Save often, whenever I direct you to, and don't feel bad about "save-scumming" if you miss the timing.

Why do I hate the tavern so much? Let me count the ways. For one thing, you could end up spending an extraordinary amount of time waiting for someone. Each dancer emerges from backstage after her stage performance, but the story doesn't tell you so for a couple of them. There are two backstage exits, so you have to know which dancer appears from which exit. There's a random element as to how long you have to wait until she appears, which seems to be 2 turns in length. That might throw off the timing, forcing you to wait a very long time until the whole 5-dancer cycle repeats itself! If you forgot to tip somebody _and_ watch her whole performance, she will never visit the southeast corner! Destiny randomly sometimes doesn't go to the southeast corner anyhow, making you restore your last save and try again. You're also trying to get on Cheyenne's good side, but every trip to the VIP room is time-critical.

To get a perfect score in this game, you have to go all the way with Cheyenne in the VIP room. In addition to that, you have to go to the VIP room with her while she still hates you. While in the VIP room, it doesn't matter what you do until you get rid of "Meat", the second bouncer.
Cheyenne and Guido will give you clues about him, if you ask at the appropriate time.


; Justine
se ; Back to the tip rail, since Justine is back on stage.
tip justine ; It can't hurt.
z
z
w ; Ignore any of the other dancers for now.
follow justine ; If "Justine is right here", you're good to go. Otherwise repeat the command until she is.
give twenty to her
y
y ; One dancer down, 3 to go. +5 = 109

; Chyna
e ; Chyna should be just finishing up on stage at this point.
e
follow chyna ; The story may or may not tell you about Chyna. Did I mention I hate this place?
give twenty to her ; +5 = 114
{
rub ass
g
g
g ; At this point, she should ask for another twenty to take this further.
y
rub tits
lick tits
rub ass
g
g ; At this point, she should ask for a third twenty to take this all the way.
y
fuck tits
chyna, rub cock ; Two dancers down, 2 to go, but we need more twenties now. +8 = 122
}

; Mona, part 2
nw
out
save ; 05
e,e,n
knock on door
mow lawn
g
g
prune roses
g
g
clean water
clean fountain
s

; Traci, part 2
s,w,n,n
w ; Time for the Tennis match.
z ; It's unusual that Traci would start losing like this.
sw,s
in ; Somebody has been back here.
x sweatshirt ; This is from the rival "School Across The Water".
take it
x east panels ; The back of Traci's locker is freshly painted with a 'T'. No wonder the padlock was sabatoged!
open loose panel
turn switch off ; An exasperated Traci throws her "lucky" racquet into her locker.
x racquet
x endcap ; Her racquet has been tampered with!
take racquet
turn switch on ; Time to resume the game.
n,n
ne ; Traci is leaving since she won, to the chagrin of the other TriPi girls. One goal down, 5 to go. +10 = 132
save ; 06

; Denise, part 1
e,n
n
d
search desk ; A key ...
g ; and a blank VHS tape.
take all from desk
u,u
unlock door
e
drop key ; We don't need it anymore.
put tape in vhs ; Sting on Professor Stone!
out,d,out
s
read news ; Traci's win is in the news now. We could have read this sooner, but that would be unrealistic.
s,e
e ; Who is this person?
x sunbather
x top
x blue shorts
x tits
x pussy
x legs
x feet
x towel
x book
read it
e
n
ask denise about betty
give tape to denise ; The feminist group has a new martyr. +3 = 135

; Amanda
out,w ; She changed clothes all of a sudden. I'll explain why later.
w,w,n,n
e
e
s ; Wombat is the reason ABO's average GPA is in the toilet.
talk to wombat ; He had fallen asleep studying.
ask wombat about abo ; He needs inspiration.
out
u
w ; The key word is "enthusiastic" in Ms. Bird's description.
ask bird about wombat ; She's not as peppy as you've known her to be. What's wrong?
read papers ; She wrote a poetry book that sold very poorly.
ask bird about grove ; She's unhappy it didn't sell.
out,d
w,w,s,e
n
greet clerk ; Her name is Linda.
ask linda about grove
out,w
read news ; Denise was quick to discredit Professor Stone.
n,e,e,u
w
save ; 07
read grove ; What kind of poems are these?
read meld
{
kiss bird
bird, kiss me
read hills
bird, read hills
rub tits
lick tits
fuck tits
read geyser ; +5 = 140
stand
strip
bird, rub cock
bird, suck cock
read train ; +10 = 150
bird, read train ; +10 = 160
fuck bird ; +10 = 170
fuck mouth ; +5 = 175
fuck tits ; +7 = 182
bird, read blossom ; +5 = 187
rub pussy
lick pussy ; +7 = 194
}
ask bird about wombat ; Now she's in the mood to help.
wear shorts
wear golf shirt
save ; 08
out,d,s
give grove to wombat ; This will help ABO's GPA. +10 = 204

; Mercedes
n,w,w,s
s,s,w,in
se
z ; Keep waiting until Mercedes appears. The story will tell you about her.
save ; 09
give twenty to mercedes ; +5 = 209
{
rub tits
rub ass
rub legs
g
g ; At this point, she should ask for another twenty to take this further.
y
rub ass
rub legs
lick tits
g
g ; At this point, she should ask for a third twenty to take this all the way.
y
fuck tits ; Three dancers down, 1 to go. +8 = 217
}

; Destiny
w ; Destiny is probably just finishing on stage at this point.
w
ask guido about cheyenne ; He has orders not to send her to you any more.
ask guido about destiny ; Just to kill time. He says the same thing about the other three dancers.
follow destiny ; Keep doing this until "Destiny is right here."
g ; Keep following her until she goes to the southeast corner. If she doesn't, restore the last save.
save ; 10
give twenty to destiny ; +5 = 222
{
rub tits
g ; At this point, she should ask for another twenty to take this further.
y
rub legs
lick tits
g ; At this point, she should ask for a third twenty to take this all the way.
y
rub pussy ; +3 = 225
fuck mouth
destiny, rub cock ; You blow a load into your shorts and end up back in your dorm. +5 = 230
}

; Mona, part 3
out
w,s,e,n
knock on door ; We need twenty-dollar bills once more for Cheyenne.
mow lawn
g
g
prune roses
g
g
clean water
clean fountain
ask mona about betty ; If it wasn't obvious where they got their names from. Yep, these names are recognized.
ask mona about veronica
s

; Gertrude, part 2
s,w,n,n
read news ; ABO is no longer in collective academic difficulty. Two goals down, 4 to go.
s,s,w,in
s
z ; Keep waiting until Cheyenne goes on stage.
z
tip cheyenne ; She won't take tips from you.
z
z
w
z ; Keep waiting until Cheyenne appears from backstage. The story is nice enough to tell you about her.
give twenty to cheyenne ; +5 = 235
ask cheyenne about meat ; He's passionate about Football.
z ; You can't do anything right now but let Cheyenne do what she wants. At least she likes that you're well-hung.
z ; She tells you the ground rules in the VIP room.
z
z
z ; Time's up now. Gertrude goes home.
ne
out
e,n,n,n
n,n,d ; The trashcan is full now.
search trash ; All of Professor Stone's video-recorded lectures have been discarded.
take hdtv tape ; Another blank tape, but for HD recordings
u,out,s
s,e,n
show hdtv to gertrude ; This is what she needs.
out,w,n
n,n,u,e
put hdtv tape in hdtv recorder ; Gertrude delivered a professional sermon. +5 = 240

; Denise, part 2
out,d
out,s
s,e,e ; Whoever she is, she's still wearing the same outfit this time.
e,n
save ; 11
{
kiss denise
g
rub tits
g
rub ass
rub legs
denise, remove sweater
rub tits
lick tits
strip
remove jeans
rub ass
lick ass
rub legs
lick legs
lick feet
rub pussy
lick pussy ; +10 = 250
stand
denise, rub cock
denise, suck cock
g
g ; +9 = 259
fuck denise ; +8 = 267
denise, fuck me ; +8 = 275
}
ask denise about sunbather ; Her name is Sarah.
wear shorts
wear golf shirt
save ; 12

; Tina & Tonya
s,w ; Sarah is still wearing that yellow bathing suit.
x sarah ; In case you're wondering, your score needed to be so high before stopping to admire her again would matter.
x suit
x tits
x pussy
x legs
x feet
w,s
take box
out,w,s
s ; So this is the School Across The Water.
n
w
remove shirt
wear sweatshirt
e,e
e
save ; 13
strip ; +5 = 280
dance for tina
{
rub tina's tits
rub tina's ass
remove tina's top
rub tina's tits
lick tina's tits
tina, rub cock
tina, suck cock
rub tina's legs
remove tina's skirt
rub tina's ass
rub tina's pussy
lick tina's pussy ; +5 = 285
save ; 14. I'm saving again in the middle of all this because "two chicks at the same time, man!"
fuck tina's tits ; +5 = 290
fuck tina ; +10 = 300
g ; +10 = 310
tina, fuck me ; +10 = 320
dance for tonya
rub tonya's tits
rub tonya's ass
remove tonya's top
rub tonya's tits
lick tonya's tits
tonya, rub cock
tonya, suck cock
remove tonya's skirt
rub tonya's ass
rub tonya's pussy
lick tonya's pussy ; +5 = 325
fuck tonya's tits
fuck tonya ; +10 = 335
g ; +10 = 345
tonya, fuck me ; +10 = 355
tonya, rub tina's tits
tina, rub tonya's tits
tonya, lick tina's pussy ; +5 = 360
tina, lick tonya's pussy ; +5 = 365
tonya, kiss tina ; Any act will do here - they fall asleep. +5 = 370
}
wear shorts
wear golf shirt
turn off box
take saw ; We don't need anything else anymore. So what if it's your boom box?
save ; 15
w,w,s,e ; It's good to be back!

; Bettina, part 1
n,n
read news ; The feminists seem to have gone soft on ABO. Three goals down, 3 to go.
e,e
ne
ask for betty
ask betty about saw
give saw to betty
out
n ; Betty produces The Saw and ends up winning the election as a result. + 15 = 385
s,w,n
ask linda about betty
out

; Party
w,n,n,e
n
open supply cabinet
search containers
take agave
taste it ; Premium tequila!
out,w,out
e,e,u,s
search boxes
take beads
out,d
w,w,s
read news ; Betty won the election thanks to The Saw. Four goals down, 2 to go.
e,e,s ; Sarah changed into a white bikini. We'll wait until later to admire it.
e,s
ask fixer about party
show beads to fixer
show agave to fixer
ask fixer about veronica
ask fixer about sarah
out,e,s ; This way is faster to Downtown.
w,sw ; With no frat house, this is where the party is booked.
s ; The party is getting started.
drop agave and beads
n,out,w
in
save ; 16
sw
ask guido about cheyenne ; You're on her good side now.
z ; Keep waiting until Cheyenne appears. You'll probably have to wait until after her stage performance.
ask cheyenne about party ; She'll send the other dancers to liven up the party.
ne,out
e,sw,s
take agave and beads
z ; Until Destiny arrives. Exactly when everybody arrives varies, but Mercedes is the last one.
z ; Until Chyna and Diesel arrive.
z ; Until Justine arrives.
z ; Until Mercedes arrives.
give agave to guys
give beads to girls
z
z ; You hit it off with Justine finally. + 5 = 390
z
z
z ; The pledge party was a success! + 10 = 400

; Gertrude, part 3
n,out,e
ne,w,u
s
tell diesel about sarah
tell diesel about strippers ; Diesel will go check out the tavern.
out,d,e
s,w,w,in
s ; Diesel and Meat are chatting with each other.
w
save ; 17
ask guido about meat ; Meat only thinks about Football.
z ; Wait as usual for Cheyenne to appear.
tell cheyenne about party
give twenty to cheyenne ; Since Meat isn't in the VIP room, you and Cheyenne are alone together.
{
kiss gertrude
gertrude, kiss me
rub tits
lick tits
rub legs
lick legs
rub pussy
lick pussy ; +5 = 405
fuck tits ; +5 = 410
gertrude, rub cock ; The fun is interrupted.
}
z ; Wait for Cheyenne once more. It will be a while.
give twenty to cheyenne
{
rub tits
lick tits
gertrude, lick cock ; +5 = 415
fuck gertrude ; +5 = 420
g ; Just in time. +5 = 425
}

; Bettina, part 2
ne
out
e,n,n
read news ; ABO membership is in good standing now. Five goals down, 1 to do.
e,e,ne
ask muffy about betty
ask muffy about veronica
ask for betty ; She went to your dorm.
out,s ; Keep ignoring Sarah for now.
w,s
save ; 18
{
kiss betty
rub tits
rub legs
rub pussy
lick tits
lick legs ; Enter all the commands in this sequence, even if nothing seems to be happening.
lick pussy
betty stand
rub ass
rub ass
lick ass
remove dress ; She'll do it for you, and you can optionally tell her to do so.
rub tits
lick tits
remove bra ; Same as before, she takes it off herself.
rub tits
lick tits
strip
betty, rub cock ; She objects to that, but enter this command anyway. It's easy to not earn full points here.
betty, suck cock ; +2 = 427
betty, stand
rub ass
fuck betty ; +4 = 431
betty, lie
fuck betty ; +4 = 435
betty, turn over
fuck betty ; +4 = 439
betty, sit
fuck betty ; Make sure you earn points here. If not, reload. +4 = 443
}
wear shorts
wear shirt
n
save ; 19

; Veronique
e,n,e
greet sister ; "Again"? This is our first time here in three years.
ask sister about veronica ; The story lets slip her name is Jessica, but your character doesn't know that.
ask sister about election
ask sister about betty
ask sister about muffy ; Although she and Muffy act perfectly identical, save for the attitude.
ask sister about abo ; Little does she know about his wife.
ask sister about party ; Here, of course.
ask for veronica
look
tell veronica about betty
out,s ; Ignore Sarah one last time.
w,s
save ; 20
{
kiss veronica
z ; Veronica should start taking off her clothes now. Once again, how long you wait is random.
z ; Until Veronica finishes stripping.
z ; Until Veronica starts undressing you.
z ; Until Veronica gets you completely naked. Don't keep waiting past this point.
rub tits
rub ass
rub legs
rub pussy
lick tits
lick ass
lick pussy ; +5 = 448
veronica, rub cock ; +3 = 451
veronica, suck cock ; +5 = 456
fuck tits ; +5 = 461
fuck veronica ; Betty walks in on you and makes a nasty threat to Veronica. +10 = 471
}
wear shorts
wear shirt
n
save ; 21. Last save.

; Endgame
e
x sarah ; Now is the time to admire Sarah once more, since your score is as high as it will go before ending the game.
x top
x thong
x tits
x pussy
x legs
x feet
x book
read it
n,w,w
read news ; TriPi is suddenly in hot water over campaign financing. That's the last goal down!
s,e,e ; Now Sarah is "getting down to some serious tanning."
x sarah ; She's wearing the same white bikini, but her description is slightly different. Did her top shrink a little?
x top
x tits ; This is the only other physical description that changed. Everything else is the same. Look if you like.
x book ; She's reading the graduate-level Quantum Physics textbook again.
e,e,s,n
drop all ; We don't need this money anymore.
knock on door
ask mona about abo ; +50 = 521.

You'll be awarded these points after the endgame sequence is over.




IPCU Walkthrough by XavierHawkUk

- Notes
Any sexual activity in the tavern is turn limited so to see it all you may have to pay out again

and now onto the walkthrough....


Get box
-Goto gertrudes (enter, leave, reenter)
Search desk
read matchbook
look under bed
read paper (gertrudes strip name is 'Cheyenne')
-Goto quad
read ads
read bills
read news
-Goto unused office
search boxes
get beads
-Goto amandas office
x desk
read papers
-Goto chem lab
open cabinet
all
search containers
get bottle
drink bottle
-Goto TV broadcast central
search desk
Search desk
get tape and key
-Goto campus bookstore
Greet clerk
Ask linda about grove
-Goto dean's front yard
knock on door
ask wife about ad
clean table
clean chair
remove shirt
mow lawn

****************************************************
- Deans wife
x wife
x tits
get sunscreen
rub sunscreen on back
rub sunscreen on legs
rub sunscreen on tits (+5)
Kiss mona
rub tits
rub legs
rub pussy
lick tits
Remove shorts
mona, turn over
rub ass
Lick ass
Rub pussy
Lick pussy (+5)
Strip
Stand
Mona, rub cock (+7)
Sit
Mona, rub cock (+7)
Stand
Mona, suck cock (standing)
Mona, lie
Fuck tits (+5)
Mona, sit
stand
Fuck mona (+10)
Sit
Fuck mona (+10)
****************************************************
### Score = 49 ###

mow lawn * 2
north
clean water
clean fountain
south east
prune roses * 3
west
Ask mona about abo
-Goto prof bird's office

****************************************************
- Amanda
read grove
read meld
kiss amanda
amanda, kiss me
Read hills
Amanda, read hills
Rub tits
Lick tits
Fuck tits
Read geyser (+5)
Stand
Strip
Amanda, rub cock
Amanda, suck cock
Read train (+10)
Amanda, read train (+10)
Fuck amanda (+10)
Fuck mouth (+10)
Fuck tits (+7)
Amanda, read blossom (+5)
Rub pussy
Lick pussy (+7)

****************************************************
### Score = 108 ###

ask amanda about womabt
-goto reading room
give book to wombat (+10)
-goto tennis stadium
wait * 3 (til game ends)
-goto tennis locker facility
x door
x padlock
open door
-goto dusty alcove
search junk
stand on chair
wait * 3
- goto mens locker room
strip
south

****************************************************
- Traci
Shower * 2
Traci, remove towel
Kiss traci (+1)
Traci, kiss me
Rub tits
Lick tits
Fuck tits (+3)
Traci, suck cock (+3)
Traci, suck cock (+5)
Traci, stand
Rub ass
Lick ass
Rub legs
Lick legs (+8)
Rub pussy
Fuck traci (+10)
Fuck traci (+10)
Fuck traci
Traci, fuck me (+10)
traci, kiss me (+1)
****************************************************
### Score = 169 ###

North
get all
wear shorts
wear shirt
- Goto quad
wait * 11
- Goto tennis stadium
Wait
-Goto dusty janitors closet
x panels
all
open loose panel
turn switch off
x racquet
x cap
take racquet
take yellow shirt
turn switch on
- Goto tennis stadium (+10)
- Goto second floor physlab
unlock door
east
wait (to see what the prof gets up to)
put tape in vhs
-goto denises room
give tape to denise (+3)
-Goto quad
read news
-Goto denises room

****************************************************
- Denise
Kiss denise * 2
Rub tits * 2
Rub ass
Rub legs
Remove sweater / denise remove sweater
Rub tits
Lick tits
Strip
Remove jeans
Rub ass
Lick ass
Rub legs
Lick legs
Lick toes
Rub pussy
Lick pussy (+10)
Stand
Densise, rub cock
Denise, suck cock
Denise, suck cock
Denise, suck cock (+9)
Fuck denise (+8)
Denise fuck me (+8)
****************************************************
### score = 217 ###

-Goto broadcast room
search trash
get tape
- Goto stage rail in tavern
wait (take a look at all the dancers)
give money to <dancer name>
- Goto SW corner of tavern
give money to guido
ask guido about cheyenne
wander around until gertrude finds you (+2)
ask gertrude about father (+2)
-Goto rail
Watch gertrude dance
-Goto sw corner
wait for gertrude to appear
give hdtv to gertrude
give twenty to cheyenne (+5)

****************************************************
- Gertrude 1 (limited turns)
Rub tits
Rub ass
Rub legs
Rub pussy
Lick tits
Fuck tits
Gertrude, rub cock
Gertrude, lick cock (ends session, + goto dorm)
****************************************************
### score = 226 ###

-Goto control room
Put hdtv tape in hdtv recorder (+5)
- Goto tavern

****************************************************
- Strippers

- Mercedes (SE corner)
Give twenty to mercedes (+5)
1st
Rub tits
Rub ass
Rub legs
2nd
Rub ass
Rub legs
Lick tits
Mercedes, rub cock
3rd
Fuck tits (+8)

- Chyna (SE corner)
Give twenty to chyna (+5)
1st
Rub ass
2nd
rub tits
lick tits
rub ass
3rd
Fuck tits
Chyna, rub cock (+8)


- Destiny (SE Corner)
Give twenty to destiny (+5)
1st
Rub tits
Rub ass
2nd
Rub legs
Lick tits
3rd
Rub pussy (+3)
Fuck mouth
Destiny, rub cock (+5)

- Justine (anywhere)
Give twenty to justine
Yes * 2 (+5)
****************************************************
### score = 275 ###

-Goto sw corner of tavern
wait for gertrude
ask gertrude about party

****************************************************
- Gertrude 2 (limited turns)
Give twenty to gertrude
Kiss gertrude
Gertrude, kiss me
Rub tits
Lick tits
Rub legs
Lick pussy
Fuck tits
Gertrude, rub cock
Gertrude, lick cock
Fuck gertrude
****************************************************

wait for gertrude to return
ask gertrude about meat

-Goto restroom
remove shirt
wear yellow shirt
-Goto saw room

****************************************************
-Tonya and Tina
Strip

Dance for tina
Rub tina's tits
Rub tina's ass
Remove tina's top
Rub tina's tits
Lick tina's tits
Tina, rub cock
Tina, suck cock
Rub tina's legs
Remove tina's skirt
Rub tina's ass
Rub tina's pussy
Lick tina's pussy (+5)
Fuck tina's tits (+5)
Fuck tina (+10)
Fuck tina (+10)
Tina, fuck me (+10)

Dance for tonya
Rub tonya's tits
Rub tonya's ass
Remove tonya's top
Rub tonya's tits
Lick tonya's tits
tonya, rub cock
tonya, suck cock
Remove tonya's skirt
Rub tonya's ass
Rub tonya's pussy
Lick tonya's pussy (+5)
Fuck tonya's tits
Fuck tonya (+10)
Fuck tonya (+10)
tonya, fuck me (+10)

Tonya, rub tina's tits
Tina, rub tonya's tits
Tonya, lick tina's pussy (+5)
Tina, lick tonya's pussy (+5)
Any other sex act (+5)
****************************************************
### Score = 370 ###

get saw
get all
turn off box
-Goto Mu Pi
Ask to see bettina
ask betsy about saw
give saw to bettina
-Goto greek green (+15)
-Goto quad
read news
-Goto Mu Pi
Ask to see bettina
-Got your dorm

****************************************************
- Bettina
Kiss bettina
Rub tits
Rub legs
Rub pussy
Lick tits
Lick legs
Lick pussy
Bettina, stand
Rub ass * 2
Lick ass
Remove dress / Bettina remove dress
Rub tits
Lick tits
Remove bra / Bettina remove bra
Rub tits
Lick tits
Strip
bettina, rub cock
Bettina, suck cock (+2)
Bettina, stand
Rub ass
Fuck bettina (+4)
Bettina, lie
Fuck bettina (+4)
Bettina, turn over
Fuck bettina (+4)
Bettina, sit
Fuck bettina (+4)
****************************************************
### score = 403 ###

-Goto fixers room
Ask fixer about party
Ask fixer about bottle
Ask fixer about beads
Ask fixer about ronnie
Ask fixer about sunbath
-Goto ballroom
drop bottle
drop beads
-Goto sw corner of tavern
Ask cheyenne about party
-Goto ballroom
get bottle and beads
wait for strippers to arrive
Give bottle to guys
Give beads to girls
wait til encounter with justine (+5)
wait for party to end (+10)
-goto diesels room
tell diesel about strippers
-Goto sw corner of tavern, wait for gertrude
tell gertrude about party

****************************************************
- Gertrude 3 (limited turns)
Give twenty to Gertrude
Kiss gertrude
Gertrude, kiss me
Rub tits
Lick tits
Rub legs
Lick legs
Rub pussy
Lick pussy (+5)
Fuck tits (+5)
Gertrude, rub cock
Gertrude, lick cock (+5)
Fuck gertrude (+5)
Fuck gertrude (+5)
****************************************************
### Score 443 ###


- Goto deans house
Ask mona about abo
Ask mona about veronique
Ask mona about betsy
Ask muffy about ronnie
Ask muffy about betsy
Ask linda about saw
Ask denise about betsy
greet sister
Ask sister about ronnie
Ask sister about election
Ask sister about betsy
Ask sister about muffy
Ask sister about abo
Ask sister about party
- Goto quad
Read news (all of them)
-Goto to tripi
ask for ronnie
look
tell ronnie about betsy
-Goto dorm room

****************************************************
- Veronique
kiss veronique
Wait till both stripped
Rub tits
Rub ass
Rub legs
Rub pussy
Lick tits
Lick ass
Lick pussy (+5)
Veronique, rub cock (+3)
Veronique, suck cock (+5)
Fuck tits (+5)
Fuck veronique (+10)
****************************************************
### Score = 471 ###

-goto deans house
drop any twenties you have
knock on door
ask mona about abo (+50)


final score 521


--------------------------
- The mystery of Sarah
Anyone's who's tried playing the game will be aware of this woman. As far as I know there is now way of being with her, however you  see her sporting three different sets of clothing. To do this, all you have to do is take a good look at her leave, and then re-enter the locations she's at. This appears to be tied into your progress in the game so your best off doing this right befor the end.

To get her name:
Ask denise about sunbath (fixer and diesel also have something to say about her)

1st Set of clothing - Halter top and shorts
x sarah
x top
x blue shorts
x tits
x pussy
x legs
x feet
x towel
x book
read book

2nd Set of clothing - Yellow bathing Suit
x sarah
x top
x suit
x pussy
x legs
x feet

3rd Set of clothing - White bikini
x sarah
x top
x thong
x tits
x pussy
x legs
x feet
x book
read book
--------------------------


------------------------------------
Points list (complete)

3 points for getting a stinky finger courtesy of Destiny.
10 points for Amanda reading The Train to you.
10 points for reading The Train to Amanda.
5 points for reading The Geyser to Amanda.
7 points for titfucking Amanda.
10 points for extra reading with Amanda.
5 points for getting a blowjob From Amanda.
5 points for Amanda reading Blossom to you.
7 points for eating Amanda's pussy.
10 points for improving Wombat's grades.
3 points for getting Professor Stone in Big Trouble.
8 points for getting fucked by Denise.
9 points for finally working a hummer out of Denise.
8 points for fucking Denise.
10 points for eating out Denise, and getting FLAW off of ABO's case.
4 points for fucking Betsy from behind.
4 points for having it off with Betsy missionary-style.
4 points for screwing Betsy on the edge of your bed.
4 points for humping Betsy on your desk.
2 points for getting a “blowjob” from Betsy.
15 points for helping Betsy defeat Ronnie in the election.
5 points for a near blowjob from Ronnie.
5 points for titfucking Ronnie... Almost.
10 points for laying the wood to Veronique.
3 points for a handjob from Ronnie.
5 points for orally pleasuring Ronnie.
5 points for getting a lapdance from Justine.
5 points for being romped on by Mercedes.
8 points for the Hawiian Muscle Fuck with Mercedes.
10 points for signing up a bunch of pledges at the Rush Party.
5 points for getting laid by Justine at the Rush Party.
8 points for getting a handjob from Chyna
5 points for Chyna lapping you.
5 points for buying a handjob from Destiny.
5 points for lapping with Destiny.
5 points for licking Gertrude's pussy in the VIP.
5 points for titfucking Gertrude in the VIP.
5 points for head from Gertude in the VIP Room.
5 points for fucking Gertrude in the VIP.
5 points for joining Gertrude in the Lapdance Hall of Fame.
5 points for helping Gertrude make her religious broadcast.
2 points for ensuring Gertrude's not-so-willing co-operation.
5 points for getting Gertrude into the VIP.
2 points for finding out Gertrude's secret.
5 points for getting Tonya to eat Tina.
10 points for doing some missionary work with Tina.
5 points for putting the cheerleaders to sleep.
5 points for stripping for the cheerleaders.
5 points for fucking Tina's tits.
5 points for eating out Tina.
10 points for fucking Tina doggie-style.
10 points for fucking Tina.
5 points for encouraging Tina to suck Tonya's pussy.
10 points for fucking Tonya.
10 points for getting fucked cheerleader-style by Tonya.
5 points for eating Tonya's pussy.
10 points for fucking Tonya again.
1 point for kissing Traci.
3 points for the handjob and more in the shower with Traci.
1 point for a seriously hot kiss from Traci.
10 points for Traci going pro and leaving school.
10 points for getting fucking by Traci.
10 points for fucking Traci under the shower spray.
10 points for fucking Traci against the shower wall.
3 points for Traci sucking your cock.
8 points for eating out Traci.
5 points for the 69 with Traci.
50 points for getting your Frat House back.
5 points for eating Mona.
7 points for giving Mona a facial.
5 points for applying sunscreen to all of Mona.
10 points for fucking Mona doggie-style.
10 points for making the beast with two backs with Mona.
7 points for being thoroughly deepthroated by Mona.
5 points for giving Mona a pearl necklace.


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