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Unexpected Proposal Reviews
Author: Vachon
Date: 2003
ADRIFT 3.9
Reviewed by Purple Dragon (Inside
Erin: The AIF Newsletter Volume 3 Number 7 July, 2007)
General Information (on Vachon’s games):
To save myself some time I’m just going to write this once and it applies to all
my reviews of
Vachon’s games.
Well, My mouth got me into trouble again when I posted on one of the boards that
I would be willing to play and review all of Vachon’s games. I imagine
that I was drunk at the time but whatever the reason, I’m here to make good on
my promise so that there is a written review of the games for anyone
contemplating playing any of them. My suggestion if you are thinking about
loading one up is don’t. However, If you must then please realize that
these games represent (by nearly unanimous opinion) the worst that AIF has to
offer. You have been warned.
I’m not really sure what Vachon’s native tongue is but suffice it to say that he
has only a passing familiarity with the English language. As a result,
just about the only responses you get that contain no spelling or grammar
mistakes are the default messages supplied by Adrift. I’ve never before
been so glad to learn that there is evidently no need for language like that (at
least it was a complete sentence).
The spelling and grammatical errors range from merely annoying to nearly
incomprehensible.
Simply using a spell check of some kind would have at least cut down on some of
these but
evidently such a thing did not exist when he was writing his games.
Playing through his games gives me a bit of a headache because it actually reads
almost like a foreign language that I have to translate as I go along to make
sense of what is happening.
If all that is not enough to send you running the other way then please read on.
Basic Story:
You have always lusted after your sister and when she comes for a visit you
finally get your chance with her.
Overall Thoughts:
First of all, if incest isn’t your thing then you should avoid this game.
Second, if incest is you thing then you should still avoid this game. The
situation would be laughable if it weren’t so sad. Your younger sister
comes to visit and basically throws herself at you, begging you to fuck her.
It just so happens that this is something you have always wanted so it all works
out (I guess).
There are several things here that just don’t make sense (aside from incest
itself but that’s another discussion). Your sister is 17 years old and
living with her boyfriend. You are 5 years older (22) and still living at
home with your parents. Furthermore, not only is she living with her
boyfriend but at one point mentions that she has been living with him “for
years”. Possible I suppose, but much more likely just another example of
sloppy writing.
Puzzles/Game Play:
There are no real puzzles in this game except for a few little things that you
have to do to progress through the ‘story’. In nearly every case Vachon
tells you exactly what you need to do. ‘Maybe you should open the front door’,
‘You’re thirsty, go get something to drink’, and so on. While this does
eliminate the ‘guess the verb’ problems of his first game it is so blatant that
it doesn’t feel like a game at all. It might as well just say ‘press any
key to continue’.
Sex:
The sex is badly written and boring. Here is a little sample to whet (or
kill) your appetite.
START QUOTE
“Her big swollen breasts point straight into the air and they seem rock hard as
you start to rock her body. You continue to fuck her for what seems like
hours.
"OH GOD, YES, YES, FUCK ME, DEEPER."
"AAAHHHGHG!"
Her body shakes as wave after wave of orgasm shoots through her.
Your cock gets totally buried in cum and it runs out onto the bed.
You had no idea someone could cum so much.
"You make me feel so good, I have never felt like this with anyone before. I
really feel like doing something special for you. Would you like to fuck my
ass?"
You can't believe what you hear, all your dreams are coming true.
"Yes, I would love to" you respond.
"Great, I was almost afraid you did not want to. Look in my bag, it's in the
wardrobe in my room. I have something there I want you to use, put it on and
come back here.”
END QUOTE
That’s about as good as it gets. No, I swear, that’s as hot as it gets.
By the way, once you get the lube the command is ‘wear lube’ so the game isn’t
completely without guess the verb problems.
Technical:
There are no game breaking errors here or impossible to guess commands but there
are a LOT of problems. Want a couple of examples? Well I’m going to
give them anyway.
Look through the keyhole when no one is there and it says no one is there.
Good. Look through when Lucy is there and it describes her the first time
but then says no one is there even when she still is.
Things keep appearing as if by magic. There is nothing in the refrigerator
until you get thirsty and then there’s a coke. There is nothing in the
wardrobe until she tells you to go look in her bag and then it’s there.
You can only do things once. He didn’t even bother to click the box in
Adrift that would just
repeat the same response. This is especially annoying with things like
examining her body parts. I could go on but you get the idea.
Final Thoughts:
This game lacks some of the problems of his first game but picks up many others
in their place. Errors in a game this size should be nearly nonexistent
and yet nearly every command finds something strange, stupid, or flat out wrong.
The sex is short, bland, and not the least bit arousing. The next time I
have a few minutes to kill I think I’ll do something a bit more exciting, like
balancing my checkbook, and give this one a skip.
Rating: F
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