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Author: Sly Dog
Reviewed by A. Ninny
Truck is an extremely simple ‘wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am’ game that takes ‘mini’ to the extreme. The only trickery here is that there are two options for your NPC, either a young Jayne under 22 or ‘middle aged’ Jayne over 22. By the way, if 22 is when middle age starts, then I must be geriatric.
The game has one puzzle and then you can jump Jayne’s bones. As in other
extremely simplistic sex games, she has no reason for accepting or rejecting your advances, she just does. This tends to negate her as a character. The
endings are a little more interesting than the beginning, and add a nice twist to the game.
The game has some weird glitches (doesn’t seem to know if the cab doors are open or closed), and the usual host of ADRIFT parser oddities, but otherwise plays through without too many problems. In terms of Jayne’s parts, you can examine the usual collection of body parts, plus her clothes. The sex writing is about as un-hot as any I’ve seen. Is it really necessary to describe her tits as ‘floppy’ and ‘drooopy’ [sic]?
Concept: 4. The story is way too basic.
Characters: 2. What makes these characters tick? We never will know.
Technical: 5. Some problems with clothes, but otherwise very middle-of-the-road.
Playability: 6. No real problems, but nothing stellar, either.
Hotness: 3. Uninspired sex writing, but better than others helps boost score.
Enjoyment: 3.5 The cute ending helped boost the score a little.
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