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A.S.D.F.A. [full version] Reviews
Author: David Whyld
Reviewed by Cannibal
Not my cup of tea...
Comedy isn't really a niche I'm too fond of. Once in a while, though, a game will hold my interest that has comedy elements but, too often, I get turned off by excessive humour or zany dialogue. Unfortunately, ASDFA falls into this category. It's fairly well written, with no obvious grammatical or spelling errors, so that's always a good thing and shows, IMO, at least alpha testing. The plot is the as thin as they come and, despite the small number of locations (that I found, anyway) there actually didn't seem a lot to do. Some locations I found personally very annoying; a dining room with nothing but a table. I wanted to sit in a chair or at least inspect one. I felt there were things missing because they had no bearing on the storyline but would have had bearing on building atmosphere. Yes, you could argue that you didn't dream these things but that's a cop out. I couldn't examine the chef in the kitchen (after oddly trying to wake him when he was already awake) and I also detest the "ask npc about subject" style of conversation. I persisted with the adventure because new Adrift games are few and far between at the moment but it's certainly not a favourite and not one of Davidw's best outings.
There is a lot of discussion (sometimes too much) about how many games he produces. Well, the proof of the pudding is that he does write a lot of games, but quantity has never been a gauge of quality and, although I take my hat off to Davidw's effort and work rate, most of the games do blur into one. I'm not overly keen on the comedy genre (nor the, this is a game you're playing style of writing) so most of his adventures do not hit the spot for me but I am sure that there is an audience out there that catch and enjoy the humour. Personally, not my cup of tea!
Reviewed by Cobra1
I took a look at what this game promised...A fun game, comedy, a slightly decent plot...Sadly, all three were nearly dashed to bits by obscure clues, pointless jabbering and almost impossible-to-figure-out sequences...
Quest for the missing background.
As you start this game out, you discover immediately that it must be some kind of dream, because of how it feels...I let that pass as comedy. A few more lines of text (and an improperly set up command) later, we arrive at the actual game. First thing I notice is our dear friend Rancid the Butler nearby...Snickering at the name, we observe as he shows complete and utter resentment towards our character. Through further interrogation, we find out that he works for you, and that you seem to be some sort of ruler. However, asking more questions provides even more questions. One question has you exclaiming that you defeated an evil wizard and a dragon...when? To complicate things further, he mentions that you accomplished those only with the help of your "dwarven friends"...what dwarves? What friends? Asking about them by name only causes...(I hesitate to say vague as THAT seems too small) barely text-worthy help. This follows suit with about 90% of anything else you ask him or anybody you encounter...
Well, with Rancid providing so little (then again, why should he considering who he is), I decide to roam the halls of this mansion. Little did I suspect, more traps were laid by the author...no, not the puzzles themselves...at least, not in the sense you are probably thinking.
Highly-prized, not-quite pay dirt!
My first wandering takes me to the cellar, whereupon the game makes some rather strong hinting about what's in the coffin I find down there. Like any good adventurer, I save and proceed to examine the area. Doing so causes me to collect some dirt...No clue what it's for, but surely it must be good for something. Checking the coffin gets the tenant inside rather irritated of which I barely escape (or so the text goes). All right...Point taken, I must deal with said tenant in order to proceed with this adventure. I head back upstairs and continue my exploration.
My next find is a statue too heavy to be carried, so I begin pushing it. The author takes a moment to chew me out and tell me that I need to indicate a direction...Fine, I'll accept that. I push it to the stairs, hoping to smash that crazed vamp...err, tenant...to pieces! But when I push it, I find that I
instead burst the door open...hmm, didn't see where it ever said it was locked, but I'll give the benefit of the doubt and assume I missed it. Sadly, this did little else, but I'm not discouraged.
I move on to find the chef, my opinion of the best part of the game (I'm a sucker for poor taste in humour). He will proceed make several jokes, rude functions and provide even less help than Rancid did (how'd they manage that one?)! So here I am, a handful of dirt and nothing to use it on. Cauldron reveals nothing useful (yet) and neither NPC is giving me much help...bad start...
You want me to do what with huh?!
An hour later, I'm no closer after trying everything on everything that I know, so I use the all-purpose cheat...I open the Generator and the file. Checking carefully I find I am to (get this) throw the dirt at the curtain. Now, who in their right mind would think of that...or that it would be critical? Such puzzles abound as you delve deeper. The very next room reveals a dwarven ally of yours, Otto. However, you can't talk to him upon entry...You have to leave the room and re-enter before you can actually speak with him. You'll also have to NOT do as the game tells you later on (something I call a taunting trap...and don't appreciate). You'll have to attack Rancid with something else, but it must be that specific item. You'll have to punch someone...for seemingly no reason and also friendly to you! Never are you given a real answer for this...Just be mad and angry! What more is needed in a ruler? I found myself consulting the Generator every 15 minutes...in a 9 room game that's entitled as "Short", that goes beyond "Hard" and into "Recycle Bin Fodder".
However, I held tight and waited for the ending...and got nothing for it. The ending leaves us basically with the message "Answers in the sequel!". Nothing else is explained...the Dwarves show up, but they don't explain themselves. A gnome acts angry because of someone that was "messed up". However, you never find out what you did to the guy. Plus, aside from Rancid's comment, nothing further is mentioned on that dragon...what happened to it?!
In the end, I kept the game, if merely for the Chef's comments and little unique puzzles. Unfortunately, to see them would mean to re-enter this bad dream. That is one thing I don't plan to do soon...
3/10 (Terrible Nightmare)
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